Wrong Paradise
by @highproofpreacher
Ingredients
Preparation
Combine ingredients in a mixing glass with ice and stir until chilled.
Glass
Rocks Glass
Ice
Large Cube
Wrong Paradise plays on tropical expectations, offering a drier, more bitter take on island flavors. The aged rum provides a funky, molasses-rich foundation while Luxardo Bitter Bianco introduces an alpine herbal edge that cuts through the sweetness of coconut and pineapple. The result is a sophisticated sipper that suggests a beach vacation gone slightly sideways—familiar fruit notes tempered by earthy complexity and a lingering bitter finish.